Tuesday, December 30, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

Happy New Year
Let us all gather round and cheer,With a drink of wine or an ice cold beer Perhaps you're like me and don't drink the swill,Or your like my grandparents who live on pills. Maybe this world seems harsh at times,Or its just that most of us just like to whine. I'd say that this is a great place to be,It all depends on how we can see. True we've had bad things in the past,But we know in our hearts that these will not last. If we try our best to be simple and pure,There's nothing our hopes and dreams cannot cure. So, I don't know the value this is worth,But lets all try to be happy and heal Mother Earth! Happy New Year!

My 2009 New Years Resolutions

  1. Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
  2. Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
  3. Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
  4. Learn what "resolution" really means.
  5. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
  6. I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
  7. I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
  8. I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
  9. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
  10. I will try at least 10 new exercises this year.

3 comments:

Jen M said...
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Jen M said...

Its always good to keep your expectations low, that way it is easier to accomplish your goals!!!
good luck with the toilet paper, that stuff can be tricky!

Wood Family Memories said...

Hey girl,

Love your resolutions!!! I am totally slacking for writing my 2009 goals down... It's on my to do lists.... I read an article tonight about goals and it's necessary to write them down and to not make BIG or unrealistic ones because the expectations will be too high to reach, then it usually fails.... Thanks for sharing :) Love ya and miss your gutts